With apologies to King Curtis, Louis Armstrong, and anyone else who made "Won't You Come Home Bill Bailey" famous...
Won't you come home, Sweet Monkey, won't you come home?
We've moaned the whole night long
We'll do the cookin', honey,
We'll buy the drinks.
Who could've done you wrong?
We can't imagine anyone's thrown you out....without even a ticket home!
Don't care who's to blame, now... ain't it a shame
Sweet Monkey, won't you please come home!